Carbonara Day

More than the recipe, everyone obviously has their own, I would like to give you 10 rules that must be respected for a carbonara made properly.
I took them from the web, I didn't use Chat GPT, because for this type of topic you need something that l& #39 does not yet have: the heart, the belly.
Here they are below, please follow them!

1. Always use the pillow. If we wanted bacon and we were going to go to America.
2. No Parmesan cheese, only pecorino cheese. Whoever says half and half has a lot to hide.
3. Don't bake the egg. It's less an infection than an omelet.
4. No garlic and no onion, you're not making meat sauce.
5. Neither eye, nor butter, nor lard. You have to purge and pillow.
6. No chillies. Are you going to Calabria this summer.
7. Do not use spices other than pepper. If you don't like it, go to the Indian for dinner.
8. Whoever puts on a roll should go to jail.
9. Never say 'carbonara' and 'vegan' in the same sentence.
10. Tonnarelli, spaghetti, bucatini, rigatoni. Everything is fine, as long as you don't give a shit.